Cage/Match

It's time to get some music theory up in here. 20 seconds of Cage and Laura Dern, okay sure, but we have The Man From Another Place sawing a log and a demon deer. We are of course discussing the 1990 film of David Lynch's stage play. We're joined by theme music creator, Bill Panks to talk proto Wild at Heart vibes paired with air raid sirens and baby dolls in the air...It's pretty much what you think. This is Cage Match.

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Intro music by Bill Panks

Grab some olive oil and protect your frontal lobe...it's time for some Schrader-hater fun. We're watching the "director's cut" of Dying of the Light that Paul Schrader cobbled together. Come witness his true vision for a straight to VOD film. Preserved for historical record. This is Cage Match.

Intro music by Bill Panks

Alright you damn b*tch ass mother f**king sh*t heels, let’s get some swearing done! We’re joined by longtime friend and notorious non-swearer, Bill, to discuss Netflix’s History of Swear Words hosted by Nic Cage. Hold on to your d*cks and p*ssies, we’re going deep. This is Cage Match.

Intro music by Bill Panks

Aww yeah, baby. Welcome to the Schneppzone! We’re joined by Sparkle Buddy Josh to talk about a documentary about people talking about a movie that never got made. It’s a long walk to talk about spiderbots, long shorts, skull ships and more! Let’s all find out….What Happened? This is Cage Match.

Intro music by Bill Panks

Well, we managed to not just talk about Ezra Miller having a mental illness and being a huge creep-asshole, so go us! Welcome to 2023’s The Flash! Get ready for rubber moms, ludicrous math, and of course…Batman(s)! It’s only fitting that a cursed movie gets a cursed episode.This is Cage Match.

Intro music by Bill Panks

Naw ahh say, ahm just a smahl tahn podcaster…Get bricked up because we’re talking the last of our 2019 movies: Grand Isle. Cage puts in a noble effort in a movie that really doesn’t have much to offer other than five minutes of Kelsey Grammer. Who needs foley work when you can listen to Nick’s antics on mic...Come for the sidebutt, stay for the creepy voodoo dolls. This is Cage Match.

Intro music by Bill Panks

THE “TALENT", THE ASSHOLE, THE PRODUCER and special guest: THE BARTENDER try to unravel the complex machinations of late 2010’s cocaine production and drug running. It’s got stupid names, it’s got stupid dialog, it’s got…the Hebrew Hammer? Come along for the ride and let’s go Running with the Devil! This is Cage Match.

Intro music by Bill Panks

Come join us in the prison of the mind while we talk 2019’s A Score to Settle. Darryl Edge of Cage Rage battles of a heat wave in the UK and mostly manages to stay alive to chat with us. A pretty thin movie about a man losing his mind on his revenge tour. We got a dead kid, we got sex workers, we got baseball bats…oh and keep an eye out for The Dragon…You know which one. This is Cage Match.

Intro music by Bill Panks

Here comes the least shocking news of all time: We like this movie. Into the Spider-Verse absolutely slaps and you all already know it, but we still had a great time chatting with longtime Patron: Bill! We dive into the best spidey-suits, Spider-Noir and of course, Kingpin's dick. This is Cage Match.

Intro music by: Bill Panks

Power up your RADium and let's roll those tongues salaciously because we got ourselves an animated flick that Nick actually likes. We're joined by our friend Hornback to talk titans, Teen Titans. He definitely knows all of them...Beast Man, Mrs. Cosmos, Bat Kid Dude, Adriana and of course Mr Cyborg Dude (if ya nasty). Did our guest watch the right movie? Who knows?! This is Cage Match.

Intro music by: Bill Panks