Cage/Match

Nick and Sean present Cage Match

64 Nicolas Cage movies go head to head to ultimately answer the question, "What is the best Nic Cage movie of all time?"

Face/Off vs Jiu Jitsu
Gone in 60 Seconds vs Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Raising Arizona vs Trapped in Paradise
Pig vs Left Behind
Willy’s Wonderland vs Snake Eyes

Two Cages enter, One Cage leaves.
This is Cage Match.

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225:08

Hours of Nicolas Cage movies watched so far...That's 9 days, 9 hours and 8 minutes.

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Episodes

Vampire's Kiss vs Mandy
Vampire's Kiss vs MandyDecember 12, 2024

Lauren Freman and Christopher Fields engage in the fun (?) this week in discussing 1988's Vampire's Kiss and 2018's Mandy. Join us while we get a little drunk and a little horny to learn the pleasures of Cheddar Goblin and Eggo sippin' cream. If you're a horse and you're listening: fuck you. This is Cage Match.

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Leaving Las Vegas vs Joe
Leaving Las Vegas vs JoeNovember 28, 2024

Prepare yourselves for some deep love of depressing movies. This week we have guests Carlos and Hornback to talk 1995's Leaving Las Vegas and 2013's Joe. We get into Sting's crappy music, Mike Figgis sax and discrete bong usage. Find out our first beers and which of us would fuck a Merle. This is Cage Match.

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Red Rock West vs National Treasure

Cage Match cult favorite Red Rock West goes up against the tried and true National Treasure (the first one). We're joined again by Chris Coffel and our friend Ross for the debate. What wins between a tough-ass dude who can't catch a break and a free association thinker who is kind of a dick? Join us for the best Bean flick in town and find out if any of us can properly say Red Rock West. This is Cage Match.

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Raising Arizona vs The Weather Man

Hoo, boy, here we go. It's an internal monologue movie showdown between 1987's Raising Arizona and 2005's The Weather Man! Coens vs Verbinski! Cage Dancer John vs actor, Alec Wilson. Get your day started by boofing some pralines and loose Advil. Let's get into the placental logistics of quints, the pros and cons of the two penis problem and find out if Sean can remember what movies we actually watched! This is Cage Match.

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The Wicker Man vs Wild at Heart

Pull up the cuck chair, it’s about to get conspiracy theory-y in this podcast. We’re debating David Lynch’s 1990 freedom hit, Wild at Heart and 2006’s Rollin’ Neil LaBute’s “black comedy” remake of The Wicker Man. Get ready for some hog talk because we’ve brought back Darryl Edge of Cage/Rage and new guest, and dangerous sexy person, Tank. The friends, of course, are the spiders we made along the way. This is Cage Match.

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Pig vs 8MM
Pig vs 8MMSeptember 19, 2024

The hosts of the upcoming Brother Sibling Movie podcast: Meredith and Evan join the gang to talk two very tonally different movies. 1999's snuff-fest: 8MM goes up against show favorite Pig (2021). Do Max California and Dino Velvet have enough juice to upset Robin Feld and hottie-patottie Amir? Learn the sweet new Cage Match sex move: the Salted Baguette™. Hopefully Bruce Springsteen isn't feeling litigious...This is Cage Match.

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Army of One vs Moonstruck
Army of One vs MoonstruckSeptember 5, 2024

Inside of all of us are two woofs: one is a Sasso, one is a Scheer. Which are you? This week on Podcast Court we have folk hero Gary Faulkner up against Ronnie Cammareri who really just wants a well done steak and a big knife. We are joined by long time guest, Eric and our friend Lauren Freman. Join us for consensual mind-freaking and the best chicken wings in the got-dang world. This is Cage Match.

Intro music by: Bill Panks

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Face/Off vs Con Air
Face/Off vs Con AirAugust 22, 2024

The biggest head to head match-up to date seems an appropriate time to introduce: Podcast Court. The Slicksteen starts while returning guests, Gary and Rox, defend the honor of Face/Off and Shey teaches us a thing or two about Con Air. Let's get thick in the zeitgeist of '97. Who makes the better case? Which movie has the correct amount of face touching? Won't someone please put that bunny back in the damn box? This is Cage Match.

Intro music by: Bill Panks

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Round of 32 Recap
Round of 32 RecapJuly 11, 2024

Well, we've narrowed things down to the Slicksteen so it felt appropriate to have a little chat about how the Round of 32 went. We talk our favorites, some Nic Cage hot swaps, Flesh Gordon and Will Sasso. What more can you ask for?! This is Cage Match.

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Kiss of Death vs Leaving Las Vegas

To replace the lost episode (stolen laptop) we are back with Gary and Rox to talk 1995’s Kiss of Death and Leaving Las Vegas. How much did Mike Figgis change from the O'Brien book? Is Kiss of Death best watched in a janky YouTube clip or spanish language import Blu Ray? Do male pasties exist? Also, if you're Michael Rapaport you legally have to tell us. This is Cage Match

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